- “I wanted to be John Cleese. It took me some time to realize that the job was taken.” – Douglas Adams
- Even the skeptical mind must be prepared to accept the unacceptable when there is no alternative. If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands.
— Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency