Θυμάρι

So long, and thanks for all the fish !

Horsewomyn? – Modern Drunkard Magazine

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TB: Are you a drinker? WPL_poster

MD: Thoroughly.

TB: Then you are my enemy.

MD: Excellent! How do you propose to attack?

TB: We are already attacking. Through the media, through awareness campaigns, through—

MD: That’s not war. That’s propaganda. Have you heavy cannon? Archers? Horsewomyn? Will you lay siege to the pubs? This could be rather exciting. I can imagine chaps about to head out for the bar, their children helping them don their armor, swords honed against immediate peril. The bartender would blow some sort of ram’s horn and the heavily armed and whiskey-emboldened drunkards would sally into the night to do battle with your poorly-trained irregulars. After thrashing the daylights out of you, we would fall back to the pub for victory cocktails, our wounds tended by sympathetic barmaids.

TB: Typical male fantasy. We’ll defeat you in the courts and Capital buildings.

MD: What a pity. That doesn’t sound nearly as exciting..

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